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Business StarMap
Rekindle the romance between you and your business.
Have you ever hired a perfectly lovely business coach or mentor, only to find their approach, methodology or tactics crushed your soul, made you feel just AWFUL, and weren’t effective? (and then you felt guilty because you “failed to implement correctly”)
Or maybe their approach was effective, but it’s so hard to implement - emotionally or energetically - that you know you can’t sustain it? (and that feels like you’re “weak” or “not cut out to have a business”)
Or maybe things are going okay and there are no major dramas, but you have a sneaking suspicion that it could all be so much better: more ease, more profit, more clarity, more joy? (if only you were ‘better at raising my vibe’ or ‘not so addicted to overwork’)
I have just the thing for you.
This is for you if any of the following is true:
you hate marketing and sales
the marketing you’ve been doing gets crickets
your business isn’t making the money you’d hoped
you’re losing sleep, fretting about your business
you have a lot of habitual thoughts like ‘my business hates me’ or ‘I’m in the wrong line of work' (and you suspect those thoughts aren’t accurate)
your business is doing okay, but too often you catch yourself shuffling to the desk like an escapee from the Walking Dead
family time is being impacted by the way you’re regularly obsessing about your business
it feels like your business is sucking all the oxygen from the room
you feel guilty, as though you’ve let your business down
It’s not like you haven’t tried to figure this out, multiple times.
You’ve done a ton of personal healing. You’ve addressed your money issues, and your fear of visibility, and your dislike of blowing your own trumpet. Or at least, you’ve made a start on those things.
You’ve hired experts to help you, and they’ve been really skilled - but their solutions haven’t produced the results you craved.
You might even have spent time getting to know the heart of your business, finding out what it wants and needs, and trying to provide those things for it.
Here are some reasons why the experts’ solutions and all the personal healing work may not have created the results you wanted.
1. They were misaligned
Reaching out to learn from experts can be smart, because they have useful knowledge and can be invaluable for our growth.
But you have all these inborn gifts, talents and preferences - your own unique set of superpowers - and so does your business.
And of course, so do the experts.
The things that work for them are aligned with THEIR innate superpowers, not necessarily with yours or your business’s.
And when there’s a mismatch, your well-meaning but misguided brain interprets that as ‘it’s your fault - you’re doing it wrong’.
Yikes.
Almost always, when the things you’ve learned don’t work, it’s a simple misalignment, not a character flaw or failing.
2. Ignoring your business’s unique gifts and superpowers
Your business has its own unique identity, its own consciousness, its own heart and spirit - all of which can be understood through its unique ‘natal chart’.
It chose you, because your purpose, your gifts and your superpowers are a match for what it wants to bring to the world, and there is a synergy between its gifts and yours which wants to be expressed.
Your business loves you, so it won’t give up on you and it’s never trying to sabotage you, or ‘wrong’ for you.
But if you’ve been trying to push through with strategies, actions or plans that aren’t a match for either of you, that can suck all the joy out of the experience; it can make it so hard to thrive; and sometimes it can even cause harm.
Why astrology?
You didn’t arrive on the planet as a blank slate; you came here with a unique-to-you set of innate superpowers - your gifts, talents, preferences and your STYLE.
And the same is true for your business.
The stars don’t dictate who you or your business are, or what will happen to you.
They reveal the glorious potential that you each came here to be.
Those charts are both a snapshot of that original potential, and a roadmap to help you navigate the journey (and yes, you can cast a ‘natal’ chart for a business!)
Skilfully applied, strategic astrology is like planning out the adventure with a good reliable map, so you can make the most of your own superpowers and any astrological ‘weather’ you might encounter along the way - and when it’s done for a collaboration, a partnership (like you and your business), it can reveal the synergies you create together.
The Business StarMap consult is like hiring a tour guide to help you read the map, plan and pack for the trip, and hand you the lantern to light your way.
How it works
This is a single 90 minute session, underpinned by the astrological charts of you and your business, all pointed at helping you decide what actions to take, and (importantly!) how to take them in order to help your business thrive with more ease.
It opens the doors to a whole new and potent relationship with your business, so you can be eager to spend time in each other’s company again.
We will:
identify your current goals and dreams - including if you’re not sure what those are right now
explore your business’s chart to understand more about who she is, how she likes to operate, and how you can both support each other
create a doable, sustainable strategy fuelled by joy and delight rather than pushing or burnout
Here are some of the results my clients have created
she won an election against the odds, and went on to help draft legislation that makes a difference in the lives of the vulnerable
she purchased a property to be home to the artists’ retreat centre she’d been dreaming of for 14 long years
she wrote the PhD dissertation that had been stuck for 8 years, while ‘magically’ acquiring a far better academic supervisor
she healed from the psychic pain of a dysfunctional relationship while rediscovering her zest for life, when she thought all was lost
she is growing her unique wellness business via a truly accessible resource, and is now revolutionising health options for all
she launched a brand new business and reached ‘delightfully booked out’ status within three months
The details
When you book your session, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing a link to my special, highly compassionate business enquiry form, which just on its own can start things moving. While most questions are completely optional, I would encourage you to engage with it as much as you can manage. Nothing you say can shock me, and nothing is off limits!
Our session happens on Zoom (camera is optional) and goes for 90 minutes, with the option to record.
By the end, you’ll have:
A highly useful insight into the energies supporting you for a more joyous and profitable relationship with your business
A beautifully ‘post-patriarchy’ understanding of the key planetary allies who are the support team for your goals
Solid neuroscience based coaching tactics, to help you bring your dreams and goals to fruition
A clear, doable strategic plan which we’ll create together
After our session, I will put together a simple one-page PDF with your strategic Business StarMap plan, and send it to you as a handy cheat sheet to help you stay on track (because brains can be tricky lil’ buggers and forget fun new stuff, without an aide-memoire).
I’ll also provide you with my working notes for reference, along with any of my own coaching tools I might have recommended, such as a stress-busting protocol or a guided meditation, no additional charge.
Investment: FOR THE FIRST 15 PURCHASERS, DURING THIS RELAUNCH / BETA TEST, THE SET PRICE IS $90USD
You can buy it now and book the appointment for any time in the next two months.
After the first 15 spots are gone, the price converts to my normal ‘Pay from the heart’ pricing as outlined below.
I am making this unique service available using ‘Pay from the heart’ pricing, as taught by the brilliant Mark Silver from Heart of Business. If you’re curious about the concept, you can register with Mark to receive a free webinar on the topic - but please make sure you come back here after you click his link!
I’ve never really wanted the giant scaled-up business empire with a team of coaches, a slick YouTube channel and a bathtub overlooking the Eiffel Tower.
But my work does need for me to make a reasonable living, which is why I do it as a business and not as a non-profit or a hobby.
And the stark reality for all of us is that we live in a world where people’s access to resources is wildly variable, in ways that have nothing to do with their innate brilliance or their gifts or their knowledge; and everything to do with the systems in which we were all raised.
Sidebar: there ARE powerful things we can do to change our relationship with making and managing money - if you’re in a situation where buying this consult at any price is too big a stretch, please go grab my self-study money-healing intensive ($25 USD) and work with that for the next few weeks.
For your Business StarMap session, there are three prices to choose from.
Here’s how to make your decision:
first, ask your heart ‘is this the thing I need or want right now?’ and listen for a powerful yes or a powerful no
if it’s a yes, ask your heart which of the three prices is most appropriate for you to pay (the $$ details are in the drop down accordion below)
Standard: the ‘break even’ price, which enables me to keep the business going, and to put food on my table and a roof over my head. $300 USD
Growth: a generous amount designed for those who have more access to wealth and resources, who relish the opportunity to help subsidise those with less, and who want to support the growth of my business so I can, in turn, help more people. $400 USD
Hardship: an accessible price for those who are in a situation where paying more would put their own food and shelter at risk (and if this is still too much, please go check out my Unleash Money intensive). $150 USD
Regardless of which price you pick, you will get the exact same service - no ‘punishment’ for needing to use the hardship pricing; and no ‘VIP extras’ for choosing the Growth option (though of course, you will get lashings of gratitude, if that’s your pick ❤️)
Pay from the heart
(applies after the first 15 buyers have snapped up their special relaunch spots at $90USD per appointment)
Raves
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Kim Falconer, Astrologer
“Holy Moly! My eyes have been opened in a whole new way . . . I can feel the world changing beneath my feet! If you want to be more of who you are, get some time with Janette, and buckle up!”
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Elizabeth, Artist
“This makes sense at last! I can see how my chart actually makes sense, where previously it just felt like someone's reading my palm, it’s gobbledygook. You connect it, you join the dots, you make it real. That's what you're so good at. You make it relevant and real. I feel connected to my own chart in ways I just haven't before.”
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Jodi Cleghorn, Word Witch
“Every recovering over-achiever needs a Janette. Her practice of planetary magick is groundbreaking — both in its disruption of the old paradigm of “astrology” and in what it will create as a foundation for a new understanding of yourself and how to move through the world with fierce and compassionate grace.”
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Char Remakus, Retired Psychologist
“I tried therapy with a counsellor before and that left me more distraught than when I began therapy. After working with Janette … I went from deep despair to a woman of joy and peace.”
FAQs
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Absolutely - and there are some caveats, to do with privacy and consent. Drop me a note for the details and how to do it.
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No, because your journey is in your own hands. But I can give you clues on how best to navigate big things you know are coming up.
For example, if you have a family wedding in six months time, I can’t tell you what to wear or what will happen or whether naughty Uncle Bertie will behave.
But I CAN tell you what kinds of ‘astro weather’ will be at play and how to surf it to your best advantage.
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My astrology lineage includes Kim Falconer, Liz Greene and Joanne Wickenburg, so my astrology work has a Jungian foundation.
And I bring to the work two coaching qualifications representing three core years of training all up, plus various adjunct training in positive psychiatry, psychological first aid, trauma, identity shifting, emotional intelligence, chaos magic and diversity, equity and inclusivity.
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Liberating people from toxic BS systems is my jam. Ever since I was union rep on a TV production in 1995, and went into battle for the child actors to get their proper lunch breaks, I’ve helped thousands of people. I did it first as a union organiser for actors and, later, academics. And since 2011, I’ve done it with hundreds of coaching clients. With 20 years as a professional performer, a few years in progressive politics and union work, a writing qualification, and growing up the daughter of a country doctor, it’s easy for me to work with clients from all walks of life. I’m fiercely passionate about freeing women from those old toxic systems in our heads, so we can all wreak more joy in the world and fulfil our true purpose.